Kohananinja's Ubber Completely Super Rare Interest Check

Sooo, I haven't done one of these in a long, long, loooong time, but I have friends who have found them to be pretty successful, so I'm here to try and drum up some interest for some story lines I've had dancing temptingly in my head for a little while now. let me know what you all think

Urban Supernatural themed Story

I?ve been kind of craving this kind of story line for a while now, with an edgier urban fantasy kind of setting. This is NOT a vampire romance thing so if that?s what you?re looking for, I apologize for wasting your time. While I never frown on a certain level of romance or romantic involvement between characters, I generally frown upon it being the central theme of a story. Treat love like a spice, not an entr?e. This kind of a brain puke thing I put together for this universe and my main character all at once that I hope you all enjoy. I haven't written anything in first person (and won't be for the story, this is just a journal entry) in years, so please be kind.

January 12, 2015
Journal Entry of Kori Hannigan

I will never cease to be amazed by mankind?s capacity for complete and utter stupidity. I?m not being dramatic here either, read Twilight, feel my pain. This whole vampire love story crap has gotten completely out of hand. Vampires are not cuddly, sparkly, big haired, ginger douchebags; they?re the fangy, evil, mess with your head and eat you for dinner kind. Those mofos are scary. Real vampires work much more like the mafia, and have the skill of putting us on the menu down to an art. I?m undecided on whether they find this whole deal insulting or hilarious, probably both, though their kind isn?t exactly ones to pass up an opportunity when they see one. So go ahead airhead teenage girls, swoon, read, eat your Edward Cullen candy bars, you?re what they call a target demographic! Sorry fat people, you too. It?s that whole blood sugar thing, they think It makes us taste better or something. Haven?t been able to prove it yet, but we suspect Victor Wesley (that would be North America?s big bad in vampire terms for those of you who are clueless) indirectly owns controlling share of Hershey co. I know, not the chocolate! I haven?t been able to look at a Reese?s Cup the same.

But I?m rambling. Where was I? Oh yeah, vampires, scary dudes. They like to play at being human, blend in and hide in plain sight, though most I know about tend to have a penchant for luxurious living. Not too hard when you?re affiliated with a multibillion dollar corporation that can get you new documentation at the drop of a hat. That and they can thrall people. That?s right, next time you see someone that you find exceptionally striking and can?t seem to look away, question yourself. Is that pure animal magnetism, or an immortal blood sucking creeper looking to jump your bones? Valid question, trust me. My suggestion, stock up on some salt, they burn like slugs when they touch the stuff. That?s sexy right there. Pass on the religious crap, and stakes through the heart are about as useful as wet kittens. Decapitation and fire are the only permanent solutions should you find yourself with a vampire problem.

The whole werewolf thing is a little stickier. The jury?s still out on the whole ?they have a soul? thing, but for the most part I think they?re all right. I mean, every once in a while you?ll get crazed up homicidal froot loop, but then hey, no species is perfect. For the most part, I?ve found them to be pretty normal, besides the whole going wolf thing, that?s kinda weird. They can change whenever they want though, the whole moon thing?s crap for the most part. From what I?ve come to understand, it?s more an intense longing to change that comes from a full moon. It?s hard to get a lot of intel on them though, they kind of keep to themselves and their ?families?. Occasionally you?ll get a few that decide they want to be hunters, help us get rid of vamps or their own that go rogue. They are, for the most part, quite accommodating in that department. Which is a good thing, because trying to take down a crazy werewolf that?s trying to eat your face is pretty damn hard without another werewolf or an AK47 packing silver bullets.

Fantasy Political Medieval Blood Feud kind of story

I actually have a pretty developed idea for this one, that I would love to get some dedicated and creative authors for. The premise revolving around two powerful feuding families in a kingdom, and the political intrigues and looming war that comes from this conflict. I promise I?ll produce more details if I can find some people interested in heading this with me. I was actually looking for a partner to head up a planning process with this one, hense the secrecy, and lack of juicy details. Know though, that I'm super dedicated to this plot line I have going, and that i'd really like to make a good game out of this one.

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